she said she give brain so i said share ya intelligence

You might think Creationism boasts a few fine minds, but just remember Shermer's First Law of Intelligence.

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"Application of your intelligent mind" is when you have been corrected over a mistake, and your ability to apply it in your work to help you pass to the next stage in your work.

"I know them there, united nation intelligence taskforce there good people"

Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.

Sandra: Did you hear John cut his own toes off last week whilst mowing the lawn with no shoes on? Only a few days before that he told me that he cooks his food directly on the hob with no saucepan to save washing up. He's such a fool.

Ed: You need to be more sensitive about this. John was actually diagnosed with MVID (minimum viable intelligence disorder)

Sandra: Oh my god! I'm so sorry. I didn't know.

Ed: Don't worry, neither does John, the guys a fucking moron.