May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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I.N.S. is short for Itchy Nut-sack Syndrome.
Billions of males are affected by this syndrome every day.
There are methods to counter-act I.N.S. such as:
1. The "pinch-and-pull" method, most likely the most common method, what you do is pinch the sack on the affected area and pull(usually downward)
2. The "shoo" method, you curl your fingers (your fingers are together) and your finger nails are resting on the affected area. Then you move your fingers till you have an open palm as if you were going to smack a bitch. this is done on the topside of the sack. If done correctly your finger nails will have scratched your sack where the fingers were, thus reliving the itch
3. The "Got Money" method, you put your fingers on the underside of your sack and thumb on top side and pinch. Then you move your thumb across your fingers which will remove the itch. This method can also be finished off with the "pinch-and-pull".
4. The "rake" method, you put your fingers on the underside of your sack and then curl your finger as they scratch the underside of the sack. Its basically a reversed "shoo" method.
These are just a few methods to coop with I.N.S. Also a regular scratch can remove the symptoms of I.N.S.
Billions of males are affected by this syndrome every day.
There are methods to counter-act I.N.S. such as:
1. The "pinch-and-pull" method, most likely the most common method, what you do is pinch the sack on the affected area and pull(usually downward)
2. The "shoo" method, you curl your fingers (your fingers are together) and your finger nails are resting on the affected area. Then you move your fingers till you have an open palm as if you were going to smack a bitch. this is done on the topside of the sack. If done correctly your finger nails will have scratched your sack where the fingers were, thus reliving the itch
3. The "Got Money" method, you put your fingers on the underside of your sack and thumb on top side and pinch. Then you move your thumb across your fingers which will remove the itch. This method can also be finished off with the "pinch-and-pull".
4. The "rake" method, you put your fingers on the underside of your sack and then curl your finger as they scratch the underside of the sack. Its basically a reversed "shoo" method.
These are just a few methods to coop with I.N.S. Also a regular scratch can remove the symptoms of I.N.S.
by paul sulivainn January 12, 2010
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(US GOVERNMENT) Immigration and Naturalization Service: former agency of the US government responsible for the enforcement of immigration law, and the processing of visa/permit requests. The INS and its successor (see below) are justly famous for treating millions of hardworking, intelligent, and creative people with the most demeaning, barbaric sort of bureaucratic cruelty imaginable.
After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).
Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
After the attacks of 11 September 2001, Congress passed a bill creating the Department of Homeland Security (DHS); the INS was split up into its enforcement functions (which became part of Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and its processing functions (Citizenship and Immigration Services, or CIS).
Prior to its dissolution in 2003, the INS was part of the Department of Justice. The CIS and ICE are both part of the DHS.
Because of its extraordinary power over the lives of millions of US nationals and residents, the Immigration and Naturalization Service gained lasting notoriety. Seven years after it was superseded by the CIS, most people associated visa regulations with the INS.
"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.
"Brother from Another Planet" was a brilliant parody of INS agent behavior.
by Primus Intra Pares June 16, 2010
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short for Insurgency, especially when used in reference to Insurgency, the steam MOD for CS and Half-Life
by ins_sinjar May 04, 2009