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a poor excuse for a human mostly found being a shit cunt on blackops 2 camping in corners and laying on his gut and team killing you will also find if he cant beat you he will mute you
stop being an inland taipan (laying around being fat and lazy or sitting in a corner masterbating)
by blumpkinbandit May 13, 2013
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term β€œsecond string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A β€œSecond String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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