Joe the tattoo-artist: What kinda ink do you want?
Suzy: The words 'and now a few words from our sponser' on my inner right thigh, and the words 'we're back' on my left thigh.
Joe the tattoo-artist: That's an odd tattoo. Why do you want that?
Suzy: So my husband has something to snack on during the football commercials.

Yeah it's a crappy joke, fuck you

That's nice ink on your arm.

"Now,he`s getting a tattoo,yea,
He`s getting ink done,
He asked for a 13,
But they drew a 31".
"The Offspring",
"Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)".

i got a new ink across my chest check it out

That broads a gold digger. She only on my nuts cuz I stay inked up.

"ink paid"

It was that time of the month for Brandi, and the ink began to flow.