A short commanding expression spoken at the end of a speech that means: "Yeah, you heard what I said! That's the 411. If you didn't get it, too damn bad! I ain't gonna repeat myself and I ain't taking no questions!"
Ling Ling: "Blah blah blah blah....
blah blah blah blah....
such and such.....
so and so....
Please be informed!"

Lou Lou: "Can you repeat what you said before that such and such part?"

Ling Ling (thinking in her head): "Motherfucker, I gotta take a shit! I'm gettin' outta here. I ain't got time to answer this!"
by mnihnuht February 22, 2008
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When you are so far behind in your work all you can do is delete the work assigned and declare "information bankruptcy" forcing the assigning parties to resend it if they want it done.
Bill formatted his hard drive and declared "information bankruptcy"
by Rocket Sled December 29, 2009
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The seemingly oxymoronic state one holds after being briefed on an important issue that they themselves recognize as deserving of further investigation, and then having made the conscious decision not to learn anything more about it.
Example 1.
Dude A: Hey dude, wanna go to that lecture on the ongoing genocide in Darfur?
Dude B: Nah, no thanks dude. I'm happy with my informed ignorance.

Example 2.
Hippies often try to make you feel guilty about your own informed ignorance.
by outercow April 25, 2009
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A older woman that is trying to be helpful and sweet but her information is either old or invalid.
Miss Information called and told me about the sale at the grocery store but it was over last week.
by Brain Housing Group November 12, 2009
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A digital space (commonly a folder) where miscellaneous information that hasn't been put away properly is stored.
Don't look in that temporary folder, it's my information closet.
by pim-researcher November 08, 2009
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The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
by wobblewarble December 20, 2012
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an automated law enforcement chat bot for instant messaging.
I think i'll Instant Message informer buddy and turn myself in for smoking marijuana.
by Smokey McBongrip January 18, 2008
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