A measure of the number of Dufi currently on the road with you.
On a freeway, the Dufi Index is defined as 100 minus your current average speed. The higher the number, the slower you go.
On a freeway, the Dufi Index is defined as 100 minus your current average speed. The higher the number, the slower you go.
Man! The Dufi Index is high today! Traffic is congested because of the large number of dufi on the road.
by Joel Corley April 29, 2008
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1--A pit of torturous hell, unending shit of Boiling gaseous fumes.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.
2-- A violent end with no future in sight.
by Joe Lyons July 10, 2003
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This is the distance around a girl. If it is too high, move on.
Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.
1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
Usually measured in what you can touch when you put your arms around a girl.
1 = Upper Arms
2 = Elbows see elbow theory
3 = Fore arms
4 = Hands
5 = Nothing
by Jmp85uk April 22, 2008
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A variation of the heat index for weather. The fatman index measures how well each person handles the heat. Some people don't mind the heat, others fear it like grim death. The worse you handle heat, the higher the fatman index. This is based on the real lazy fat man who hates the heat and sweats like a pig. Originates from the area of Genoa, Illinois.
"This heat is terrible! fatman index is through the roof!"
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
"Better not go outside. It's hot and humid, not to mention the fatman index."
by The Ripper April 01, 2005
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The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.
My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!
by Orangeblood97 March 08, 2011
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Unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,shithole, backstreet car mechanics = fucking tight.
I say Kevin, how many Newton meters should I apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on Mrs Smith's Ford?
For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.
For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.
by hairyframpton October 13, 2015
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the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.
That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.
by weave March 27, 2003
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