n. a human, usually a woman, whose main function has become the production of offspring, many times with careful consideration and intensive efforts given to ensuring favourable conditions (i.e. cash handouts, preferential parking, tax breaks, health, happiness, etc.) for both producer and offspring during and after the incubabtion period. (2007-d.f. < jenandtaraism orig. in reference vast numbers of ill equipped couples getting pregnant and having plasma screen televisions -oh and a kid, too, ink-yu-babe-er.)

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed