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1. The condition of being unable to control bodily functions. There are two types of incontinence: Urinary Incontinence and Fecal Incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
2. A person who suffers from either urinary or fecal incontinence.
1. My mother in law wears rubber pants and Depends briefs because she is incontinent.
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
2. Jon: "Glenda, did you just shit in your pants?"
Glenda: "Yes, I am an incontinent. Go get the hose."
by MKC323 February 12, 2008
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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Incontinent is a type of affective disorder as defined in the yet to be published Diagnostic & Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, Fifth Edition (DSM V). the symptoms of incontinence include misplaced passports, a sense of being landlocked, despondancy over missing the Left Bank, and a debilitating fear that the world is passing you by. Incontinence , if successfully treated, often finds the formally afflicted far from home, happily exploring foreign territories.
Hey, so sad to hear that Joe has incontinence.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
Oh no worries! He found his passport, stashed the kids with relatives, quit his job, and has already been to five other continents! He's definitely no longer incontinent.
by toutestpossible August 11, 2010
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Redneck: "Nurse! Get a hose! Granpappy shit hisself"
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
Nurse: "He has been incontinent since he arrived 20 years ago, what do you expect?"
Redneck "Incontinental? I did not know you had incontinental breakfast in here."
by Don August 13, 2004