Anthony: Yo, do you want to play some sega dreamcast this weekend?
Jehh: I don't have any money.
Anthony: You're an incompetent fuck.
Jehh: I don't have any money.
Anthony: You're an incompetent fuck.
by MontyParka November 13, 2013
one who does not work, still lives with his mother, is too fucking old and can't take the hint, makes no effort whatsoever to spend time with someone, makes you pursue him instead of the other way around, has nothing going for him whatsoever and expects you to support his dumb ass.
by foolinlove March 05, 2007
A friend who is terrible at being one and does nothing but disappoint you every time you're supposed to hang out.
Friend 1: Hey man let's go to the movies tomorrow.
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
Friend 2: Okay we'll make plans.
*Tomorrow*
Friend 1: We spoke four hours ago and I've been calling and texting you non-stop, where are you at? The movie is already starting.
Friend 2: Yeah I know, I was too busy being lazy staying offline on everything so you couldn't contact me, making you wait.
Friend 1: You are such an incompetent friend!
by DragynScales January 17, 2015
by dompat12 December 24, 2009
A third (fourth,... ect.) boob that cannot even lactate that exists just for fun.
Or
A humorous insult used to describe a bumbling idiot with a big smile on his face.
Or
A humorous insult used to describe a bumbling idiot with a big smile on his face.
someone who insists that global warming is a hoax. (Whether we are causing it or not, it's still there.)
You may call that person an incompetent boob.
You may call that person an incompetent boob.
by Michael Conner April 30, 2008
A retail term used to describe stupid people in Louisiana, specifically people in New Orleans and Metairie. People whom get upset at other people for their own stupidity.
Joe ran a red light which caused a car accident and yelled at the innocent person for hitting his car. I looked to my friend and said, "see that? That is aggressive incompetence at it's finest."
by BaneCoven November 11, 2019
Sarah, who accidentally types in the wrong window when instant messaging multiple people, is IMatically incompetent.
by Sonia O December 22, 2006