When something or someone acts sober when they've swallowed 10 pills and snorted a lot of cocaine.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

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What people call dudes with small dicks. They usually are only a couple inches or less. Most women don’t like inchies.