by spylad August 10, 2003
Antiquated measurement unit, redefined in the 20th century to be exactly 25.4 millimetres in size. Not of much use in the modern age is it lacks precision, quality and beauty. Much better to use millimetres or centimetres instead.
by Avoura December 02, 2005
A rating system for the male penis.
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
10+ inches = the elite
8 - 9 inches = the average user
6 - 7 = disdavantages
5- = tragic
the inch has a very powerful affect on a mans confidence
the guy had a 5 inch cock so we threw him out of the sex club and went around the city making poster saying "timothy has a very small penis"
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
timothy later killed himself by hacking off his knob
by dood November 13, 2004
Noun: 1. He wanted me to give him a rim job, but his asshole was a little nasty. So I licked his inch instead. 2. I tried to jump that fence between ours' and the Smiths yard, but I slipped on the post and smacked my inch.
3. I don't know how I got a streak of crap in that area of my underwear -- under my balls. When am I going to learn to wipe my ass from the back... and not from my butt hole up my inch.
3. I don't know how I got a streak of crap in that area of my underwear -- under my balls. When am I going to learn to wipe my ass from the back... and not from my butt hole up my inch.
by bobber August 03, 2004
Guy #1: Are you ready for another beer?
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm ready.
Guy #1: I don't think so, I see a bitch inch in there. Finish that up then I'll get you one.
Guy #2: Yeah, I'm ready.
Guy #1: I don't think so, I see a bitch inch in there. Finish that up then I'll get you one.
by D Ward Free May 20, 2014