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"Involuntary Celibate". A frustrated virgin who feels as if the world owes them sex. A self-described 'incel' is highly likely to blame their virginity on the other 6,999,999,999 people on the planet rather than consider that maybe the problem lies inward.
Mark's started calling himself an 'incel', because he can't get laid.
by ZenJ November 13, 2013
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The writer of the following document (grammatical & spelling errors included) is the clearest example of INCEL that ever lived;
The INCEL in question wrote the following;

Single white male 50, seeking single white, Asian, Hispanic, Europeen or Mid Eastern female legal age to thirty to be my wife and have my children.
Prefer a brunnette or red head
Petite under 140 lbs
5’ to 5’9” tall
No drug addicts
No whores
No sluts,(mY idea of a slut is any woman by the age of thirty who has more than 5 sexual partners).
I will not have any female who has had sexual relashions with a black person, no exceptions.
Preferably a virgin
She will stay by my side or at home, even when I am at work, if she wishes to work she can do so from home, or by my side.
If she wishes to go out she will do so with me by her side, I will not put up with a so called girls night out where she can fuck around on me…she will have to earn my trust…
She will only have female friends
She will have no male friends
I will not tolerate being lied to or cheated on
She will be given a lie detector test, every six months till she earns my trust..
She will do as asked, when asked
She can reach me at: wifehunter31@GMAIL.COM
by xanjo cole January 06, 2020
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involuntary celibate: someone who is celibate but doesn't want to be
"He's an incel. He tries to get dates every week but gets turned down all that time."
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Abbreviated term for the compound 'Involuntary Celibate'. In Darwinian terms a person deemed 'least fit to reproduce', manifested in social terms as someone unable to copulate due to the absence of even a single willing partner. More typically male than female. Hangs around on internet forums generally blaming females for this undesirable condition. Unable to compete on the level playing field of sexual equality can be seen clamouring for a return to the middle ages where all that was needed to nab a woman was two cows and a quarter acre. Could be considered a 'Darwinian loser' whose gene pool is facing extinction unless they address negative personality traits and/or get into physical condition necessary for attraction to opposite sex.
Woman: He's nice enough but he identifies as one of those incels.

Friend: Stay away from him. That's akin to announcing oneself as an unreformable loser.
by YoungCarl November 17, 2017
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A no-gettin-laid motherfucker.
That guy thinks he's an incel because he can't get laid, but really he's just a narcissistic, sexist, asshole with no redeeming personality traits.
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An Incel is a human with a. a horrible personality or unpopular core beliefs b. someone who is just ugly as sin or c. a combination of a. and b. As a result of their mixed personality/personal appearance issues they are rejected sexually (incel = involuntarily celibate). Usually an incel expresses resentment and bitterness at their constant rejection, deeming themselves superior and those rejecting them as inferiors or bigots. They are often marginalized because there isn't enough alcohol in this world to deal with their narcissism or constant tear-streams of self pity.

Incels usually do considerable mental gymnastics to see themselves as victims of sexual rejection instead of investigating how they can simply be better humans in order to increase their chances of attracting a mate.
Duane is the biggest incel in the mall. It's no wonder he can't get a girlfriend or any hook-ups.
by RagnarBjorn333 June 23, 2018
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