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When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)
Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.
by sherifffffffff December 13, 2010
Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004