Some information to help you live in it.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5. Art: none.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.
6. Sex: none.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
1. Area: infinite.
2. Imports: none.
It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.
3. Exports: none.
See Imports.
4. Population: none.
It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.
5. Art: none.
The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.
6. Sex: none.
Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.
Definition of Infinite
The Universe is infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
The Universe is infinite. Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.
by Zkato April 19, 2006
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The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy defines Universe as a very, very big thing. A thing so enormously big that you can't imagine how big it is. A bizarrely huge thing. And so on.
The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
The Universe has 0 creatures, because the universe is infinite and the number of creatures is finite. And all finite numbers divided by infinite are so small that it can be rounded to 0.
It has no importation or exportation, because it has nowhere to export or from which to import.
It also has no monetary unity and no banks.
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A prison where a bunch of horny and depressed young adults are compacted into one building, you learn things you'll never use in your adult life and you take endless tests and exams for four whole years until they successfully squeeze the individuality out of your worn out body!
kid who's never gone to university: "Man I can't wait til I graduate high school and start university, the best years of my life!!!"
Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
Senior: Hell nah that place is a living hell you don't know what you're saying.
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by Riot of the Muffin Iori July 09, 2003
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A place where you spend four years of your life away from family and for the most part drunk with the occaisonal lecture on the subject of your choice.
university is becoming more popular as school leavers realise it is a place were they can get drunk every day of the week without worrying about what their parents will say.
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