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Pregnancy as the result of large quantities of alcohol.
Our son was the result of in vino fertilisation; we were incredibly drunk and forgot to use a condom.

After Callum rejected the idea of having any more children, Molly got him shit-faced and performed an in vino fertilisation.
by aligateronline August 09, 2010
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Jul 17 Word of the Day
A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.
"After getting married he became a Bloomer."
by Le Cringe February 27, 2019
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