A dope who thinks that driving a tow truck for minimum wage is an amazing career when in reality, they are just to stupid to work a real job.

Describing a person/thing that is ugly from the waist down. Some one that is a hot mess, not to be confused with hott mess.

Tow up from da flo up= Tow up from the floor up.
Meaing a person looks like a mess from head to toe.

Tow up meaning a hot mess and flo up literally meaning from the floor up.

To tow your bro in for a snowboard or skateboard trick usaully involves dropping hammers

an asian dude speaking english ching chow bing a wing ting tow

When a woman starts crawling around while being taken from behind, slowly towing the male along.

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.