This phrase can describe many people we have the pleasure of knowing and have to deal with on a daily basis;
Such as, stingy ass pricks who wouldn't loan you a dollar to save your life AND EVEN IF THEY DID... there would be 70% interest.
Aswell as "no bullshit" parents who force their kids (and other people's kids) to act like good fucking Catholic school boys with consequences of "a knuckle sandwich" and or "tanning your hide" in tandem with threats like "If you keep it up like this, you won't be able to sit for a week!" or " You'd better watch your smart mouth buster!"
"Damn Daniel, your dad is tighter than bark on a tree!"

"You don't even know the half of it, Billy."
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A group of ten or more people having group sex in an icecream parlor.
I was invited to a Unicorn Tree party but i didn't want to go because i heard that Melissa had crabs.

Nick invited his girlfriend to a Unicorn Tree party but she didn't like the idea of having sex with strangers.
by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 22, 2010
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"ur family tree has stds" is truly the worst way to destroy someone in a argument way worse than ur mom gay ur daddy lesbian ur granny a tranny ur ur gramp a tramp family tree LGBT all combined some say this comback will put people in a comma so bad that you never wake up and forced into the fiery pits of hell
Tyrone: ur mom gay lel
Carl: ur daddy lesbian
Tyrone: ur granny a tranny

Carl: ur gramp a tramp
Tyrone: ur family tree LGBT
Carl: ur family tree has STDs
Tyrone: *fucking dies*
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The ultimate comeback, overrules all other family-related insults.
Whoever receives this comeback needs to re-evaluate their existence.
David: "ur mom gay lol"
Joep: "don't make me say it"

David: "and ur granny tranny "
Joep: "ur family tree LGBT "
David now needs therapy in order to get his life back on track
by Tappie23 March 14, 2018
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A tree that is epercenced in photosynthesis.
Phill has a veteran tree in his backyard.
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When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiiiπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period πŸ€”πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Friend 1: Smiling and waving πŸ‘‹ goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ N ride off on me bike 🚲
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