Someone says a Joke which isn't funny, instead of saying DRY you say DESERT which is dryer than dry
What do you call a fly that cant fly? A Walk...... Desert!!!
by mark muff April 07, 2008
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One who leaves you behind.

- Has no regards for her friends feelings
-Type of person who leaves you on read as a hobby
"Wheres John?!!?"
"Oh he pulled an Acidmoon and went home."
"same old deserter John, no surprise there"
by TisKings June 23, 2017
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According to Arin Hanson from Game Grumps: Desert Jellies are what the navy calls it when you jerk off in the shower, since you rarely get any alone time except for when you're in the shower. If you jerk it too much however, it will clog the drain, and your "desert jellies" will float back up to the surface.

This is from their BOTW playthrough btw.
"The shower drain got clogged again," Person #1 said.
"What? How?" Person #2 asked,
"Desert Jellies," Person #1 simply replied.
by potato goddess September 29, 2020
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Someone who was born, raised, or has most of their life in the desert and is proud of where they come from because of the beauty the desert holds. Most associated with people for the Southwest; such as Western Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, and parts of SoCal.
She moved to Portland, but will always be a desert rat at heart.
by Victoriaa33 September 28, 2017
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When a service member deploys to the desert and has sexual relations with an unattractive female. Being in the desert for such long periods of time forces the service member to have sexual relations with a female he normally wouldnt consider state-side. A girl who is usually a 2 or 3 will be a 6 or 7 after months of being in the desert.
Soldier 1: Dude, did you hear Sgt John is banging Sgt Jane?

Soldier 2: What?! Shes hiddeous!

Soldier 1: He must have desert goggles.

Soldier 2: Well, He has been deployed for a while.
by RedRocket02 April 04, 2010
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