Clutch that mutch is a gamer only joke. It was commonly used to piss people off. No one knows entirely what it means but it’s very funny to say so who cares tbh

A girl who dates a male purely on the fact he drives a car

When icybercati on twitch clutches on a game and gets the Win.

During sexual intercourse when a man places his foot on his partners vagina and proceeds to tap his foot on the clitoris while also making a gear changing motion with the free hand

Walking around all day with the handle of your hammer buried in your anus to the head of the hammer.

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them

A personal carry all item only used by whoreish females/males when out on the town prowling for intercourse.

- useful for no other purpose