any of various injuries accrued in a mosh pit where you and your nerd buddies are playing virtual instruments on their blackberries in lieu of a band.
Leon "Dudes, I just went to Mike's sweet party and there were a bunch of nerds from the IT department there playing the Star Wars Theme Song on their Blackberries, and I was totally rocking out and hit my head on Mike's pocket protector and it bled everywhere.

Other dudes, much more cool than Leon "Dang, man, sounds like a pretty bad IT band injury."
by Burgelflurg April 01, 2009
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hell. literal hell on earth. dorbandt is funny, but lizzie doesn’t think so.
“why are you so stressed

“cause i’m in fucking jazz BAND asshole
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Any band consisting of all or mainly lads that write songs with an often slightly raunchy nature.
They're like boy-bands, but not shit.
Some examples of Lad bands are:
Arctic monkeys
The Fratellis
Fountains of Wayne
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A discounted lap dance, offered by a formerly obese stripper, who had the procedure done and now needs to pay off her medical bills.
I was never interested in getting a lap dance from Petunia until she told me about a Lap-Band Dance.
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A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.
Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!
by Pastazone June 03, 2020
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