"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."

-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.

If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.

i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg

“Hey whats wrong with Charles? He doesn’t seem like himself.”

“Oh Charles? Yeah his girlfriend just broke up with him. He’s in the bag.”

*Or*

“Are you ok?”

“No my dog just passed away. I’m in the bag right now.”

I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.

Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws