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When you are certain that you are going to succeed in doing something and very layed-back about it.
"Pffft, I got that shit in the bag!"

DUDE 1: "Man, you think you can get a date with that hott chick over there?"
DUDE 2: "Ha, it's in the bag man. I don't even have to try."
by cough007 April 26, 2007
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A person or people that purposefully causes chaos or mischief within a group for the sake of entertainment.
Yo! She just outed Brian and left. She's such a fucking chaos agent.
by Starquti September 05, 2020
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If we can stop that one punk in the corner of map, than the match is in the bag.
by The Return of Light Joker January 16, 2011
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used in a situation when one has almost definitely secured something that is of great worth, typically when one is about to run the mise.
i knew that random hot chick would make sex w/ me... i had it in the bagg
by da? December 05, 2003
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archane slang for drunk
I don't remember that. I was in the bag by then.
by The Frugie December 21, 2004
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A general feeling of extreme sadness, depression, or being in a bad mood.
“Hey whats wrong with Charles? He doesn’t seem like himself.”

“Oh Charles? Yeah his girlfriend just broke up with him. He’s in the bag.”

*Or*

“Are you ok?”

“No my dog just passed away. I’m in the bag right now.”
by MicrowaveM&M February 09, 2020
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when someone unknowingly uses the phrase
"in the bag" to claim that something is a given, when in fact they have doomed failure
Dan Rather: "It looks like Al Gore has Ohio locked up, and so the presidency is in the bag"

or

Announcer: "Nick Anderson hasn't missed a free throw in 200 straight attempts"

Nick Anderson bricks both free throws
by DotH8 February 13, 2009
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