It doesn’t matter who hurt you, or broke you down, what matters is who made you smile again.

aka oh well,life sucks,wtf,life ain't fair,shit stinks

whatever your brain perceives it to be. you can change it.

are you ready for a change?

is now. quit wasting it. i mean come on! your looking up the definition for life. so lame. go do something!

Life is what you are experiencing and living through right now. Life is the existence of an individual human being or animal.

Everyone’s life was made possible through Heterosexuality and Heterosexual sex. In other words, life is made possible by straight people and straight sex.

I get up at five in the morning. I fight traffic. I bust my hump all day, I fight traffic again. Then I pay my taxes - The End.

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...