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In abso-fucking-lute AGONY, esp. after night of excessive drinking, romping, or being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason.
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore head after night of excessive drinking: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaayyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeeeedin' jaysus head's fuckin' in jiggets".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive romping: "Oh sweet jaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyysus man me bleeeeeeedin' knob is fuckin' bleeeeeeeeeeeedin' and me balls! Jaaaayyys me bleeeeeeeeeedin' balls it's loik I got the fuckin' trush man! Fuckin' trush man! Jaaaayyyyys I knew that one's fuckin' flaps were too bleeeeeeeedin' scabby jaaaaayyyyysus I'm in jiggets! Fuckin' jiggets!".
Man wakes up with fuckin' sore crotchal area after night of excessive being kicked in the crotchal area for some reason: "OH JAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYSUS MAN ME FUCKIN' JAYSUSIN' BLEEDIN' CUNTIN' BAAAAAAALLLLLLLS JAYSUS MAN WHAT IN THE NAME A JAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS THEY'RE ALL FUCKIN' JAYSUS BLUE AND FUCKIN' SIZE A JAYSUS TENNIS BALLS FOR FUCK'S SAAAAAAAAAKE JAAAAAAAAYYYYYSUS ALL I DID WAS TELL HER THAT HER BLEEEEEEEEEDIN' FLAPS WERE TOO SCABBY! I'M IN JIGGETS! FUCKIN' JAYSUS JIGGETS!"
by Definitely not Joe anyway! January 15, 2008
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007