A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.
Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.
by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021
Something that is in such a high demand, there's a low supply of whatever it is. Something almost everyone wants.
by mmilliee August 17, 2009
by magicianfromriga3 July 21, 2010
The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
A person who is not only very attractive but also have an attractive personality that makes everyone want to be around them. Most of the time they throw really good parties or are the life of a party.
Girl 1: "Oh my god Ryan is so cute. You think I should ask him out?"
Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."
Girl 2: "You can try but he is a hot commodity. Everyone wants that so take a number."
by The Other Perspective January 20, 2011
noun
Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.
Refers to those commodities and products which hold essential property value in sustaining of life.
by Baron Neville September 28, 2016
I've been sitting here for 45 minutes waiting on this monster turd, now I have a raging case of commode polio.
by firerescue127 August 29, 2010