The sound an owl makes when it sneezes.
Owl: Ca-Ca-CAHOOTS!
by futureflyingdutchman March 30, 2010
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John Mayer is in cahoots with his public relations 'people'.

Public officials are in cahoots with the oil industry as well as pharmaceuticals. Their motto: 'All for one and one for none'.
by Avery Savina March 25, 2008
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When one individual combines forces with another individual to bring to pass a common goal or achievement.
they were totes in cahoots to get Sam and Alex together.
by Daniel Tiger September 6, 2014
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the word used when you cannot spell kahoot to save your life
"I can't wait to play cahoot!"
by FelipeDWae June 16, 2020
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When a girl Queefs in a guys ear, making the guy moan Cahoot! Or when a guy gives a girl the Red Rooster diesase making the girl really aroused, and makes love to him. Afer the romance occurs, the guy pulls out a gun and kills her.
Oh my god. My friend told me he would give me a Cahoot if i didnt leave him alone. It made me happy.

I met this girl last night, and we did the Cahoot!
by The Schman Man December 2, 2009
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Cahoots is a word used to announce your business relations with another group or person.
My old cell phone plan sucked so I decided to get in cahoots with Verizon, now I get free calls to my family!
by PlutoniumNitrate June 26, 2011
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the act of sabotaging against another without that person being able to see it even though it is clearly in front of them...

originated from owls which are very cleverly disguised like trees so people wandering through a forest cannot tell where the ominous hooting is from, even though the owl is obviously on the branch right in front of them...
The trees were in a cahoot with the owls as the lost hikers wandered aimlessly throughout the night.
by lulzarehere August 30, 2009
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