A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.
Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.
by hitbyageo April 25, 2004
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Before COVID-19.
We used to go to the same club in 2019 in the before times.

Ignorance was bliss in January 2020 in the “Before Times”
by TashiC March 21, 2021
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The time preceding a major shitty phase in ones life. You don’t think much of it in the moment, but once you’re past it and you’ve entered the bad phase of life, the before times come back to haunt you, angry that you weren’t grateful for them. You get this intense feeling of despair, you’d do ANYTHING to go back to the before times. But that’s the thing, once they’re gone, you can only move forward.
The whole world in 2020 now remembers 2019 as the Before Times.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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The date when a product might lose taste but won't poison you after you eat it.
Guy 1: We gotta throw out the cake
Guy 2: Dude, it's two days past the best before, it won't kill you.
by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013
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The skin located directly before the foreskin.
That poor man cut his before skin and now he is bleeding.
by Melosh November 21, 2006
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A phrase referring to the age of mankind before the advent of the internet and/or before advanced data mining, search engines and online resources (especially Google, Wikipedia, etc.) made information widely available and convenient; i.e. when people had to do research manually via libraries, card-catalogs, paper books and reference materials such a Encylcopaedia.

Also jokingly referred to as "the before time, the long long ago" referencing the cultural memes of Star Wars and the 64th episode of South Park.
Well son, in "the before time", finding out answers to questions was a lot more difficult, it could take hours or even days to research topics and had to be done by physically going to a local library!
by triple butt October 23, 2010
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