One who has not had intercourse in mulch beds
Ryan is such a loser, he is a senior and still a mulch bed virgin.
by Craig applebottom September 29, 2018
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My bed is a place where I live l. I hope to die here. I eat my food and drink my caparisons on this bed. I love this bed so very much
My bed is a copy of heaven
by Sussy roach September 04, 2021
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A bed fit for an astronaut. It gives the owner delusions of grandeur and makes them think they're hot shit. In reality, it's the bed wherein the owner gets pegged.
Has anyone seen Gill? Aye, Geraldine is pegging him in the NASA bed
by Django Elf March 20, 2021
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A nickname for your Minecraft gf/bf (also usable: second bed)
“Want to hang out later?”
I can’t, I have a date with my other bed
by Qicard May 21, 2020
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An extra bed in a travelodge hotel to eat pizza in or any other messy activity in order to keep the other bed clean.
Hey baby rub some lotion onto me!
Sure! Let's use the oily bed!
by The Banana Gorilla Show November 17, 2013
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A Pink Bed is a pink bed, it is nice to add color into your dreamland, pink is a color of protection, strength and beauty.
Pink Bed, honey, I’ll meet you inside after I do the dishes.
by Jetspenny October 17, 2019
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