When you fill your bed with poop and you sleep on it and it feels warm
by Iamgoodoof November 09, 2020
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When your dad comes home late from drinking and eats your ass like a cheesecake but you bite his nuts off and give them to your dog and suck that cock but fall and kick your bed
“Hey have you done a kick bed yet”

No not yet, but I did it yesterday
by Young booty wipe February 28, 2018
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This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.
Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019
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•Eker-Bed or also written as Ekerbed is a word in Tamazight language which means “set up , stand up“

• This word was recently used by the Tunisian singer Imen Cherif in her new Song.
- Hello, Eker-bed please!
-I’m tired, leave me alone.
by Tifayur_ December 04, 2020
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when mason fingers jenna while GK is hooking up with 2 shorties named katie and Hanna
Mason wtf man get you fingers out of her this is emmas bed
by emmajudd April 10, 2021
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An occurrence where in you can't get off your bed and get on your feet after a long sleep. Your brain tells you have to wake up but your body is not responding.
I missed the bus, I was stuck on my magnet bed the entire morning.
by pen486386 May 31, 2017
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