by PsychoTurtle990 August 22, 2021
A time when your wife is mad at you for whatever reason she is going to hold out the pussy until she feels you deserve it again.
My wife Mary Was pissed at me! I was like damn "wife holding out the pussy"! It will be a month before she gives up the pussy!
by T DogBone May 28, 2021
Phrase: When you, someone else, or even a group of people listen to a conversation (most often it's an argument or fight) between others to get all the juicy details, but don't want those who are having the conversation to know that you're listening to them, tell your fellow listeners to do this. Its primary use is to prevent getting yourself or others involved in the confrontation, and allows you to listen for the details.
Guy 1: Hey, the boss and the new guy are having an argument! Sounds like he won't be here much longer!
Guy 2: Tune in but Tune out, man! Get the details but don't get involved!
Guy 2: Tune in but Tune out, man! Get the details but don't get involved!
by TheFiend138 December 26, 2019
- Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021
Fuck her to get her out of your way
I really like Julie but Stephanie the thot has been hitting me in the DMs, so I’m gonna turn her out quickly before I ever ask Julie out.
by Chingwack8421 April 25, 2019
by xwickedxxpediax December 29, 2020
When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.
"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."
by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021

