You fecking pickle is a way to insult someone and confuse them at the same time. You are calling them a green bumpy wet object shaped like a dick. At the same time pickles taste good so...
Cameron Dallas is a fecking pickle, Shawn Mendes is way smexier. You fecking pickle, how could you even think that!? You know what, everyone expect Shawn Mendes is a fecking pickle!
by YouFeckingPickle August 31, 2017
Someone you don't like is being a jerk and you want to insult them. Call them something salty and reference them to being small (down there) (can reference a gherkin too)
by holly-jolly June 03, 2021
A sex act so degrading, and thoroughly filthy, it has the effect of altering ones mood such that you feel like a cheap whore for at least a month. Maybe 2.
So anyway, I decided to do the zippy pickle for this clown of a guy, stupidly i thought he'd share his ferrari with me... turns out the only thing he shared was the clap.
by Joe Sixpack Bravo Lima October 23, 2019

