paper

Paper bags fix ugly.

Plastic bags fix stupid.

guy 1: Is Paris Hilton a paper bagger or a plastic bagger?
guy 2: Dude, I think she's both.

by 11111bobdole11111 April 19, 2008

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papered

When someone gets many objects thrown at them, perhaps some sticking and causing a mess, like so many pieces of paper.

Dude that mob of angry cafeteria workers just papered you with moldy lunch meat.

by Library Mike <3 tub girl March 20, 2005

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papers

A term for money or cash.

My new rims cost some serious papers.

by ltspeedy August 1, 2005

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Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.

Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?"
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."

by Nick D December 4, 2003

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