Urban Dictionary: implode

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To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.

by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

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A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

implode

The exact opposite of explode

Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.

by SONIC March 14, 2004

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IMplode

To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs

Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.

by allatymhaha April 13, 2009

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Implode

When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.

Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at Spencer's soul*"

by ckbsb April 24, 2015

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