Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-"

Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up."

Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??"

Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."

"Did you know Joshuas pronouns are Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem"

"Dude... that's slang for closested gay men.. hes gay."

"Dont misgender Your Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem / His Most High Imperial Majesty, Vanquisher of Saracens, Bulwark of Christ and Conqueror of Jerusalem!"