impaling the morals of a minor

A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.

That mofo was impaling the morals of a minor when he fucked my 16-year-old sister.

by jammyboil April 28, 2007

nad the impale-her

The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.

Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008

Impalation

Impalation is the act of being impaled. Impalation causes pieces of your body to exit your pilates.

Kallie experienced impalation and shat her pants, causing her to die not by impalation, but by the stench.

by The Best Squirrel Monkey March 14, 2023

Impaled

1.
transfix or pierce with a sharp instrument.
2.display (a coat of arms) side by side with another on the same the same shield, separated by a vertical line.

The impaled arms of her cousin

by Whostolmahcake November 21, 2021

Impaled

A funny way of saying someone has been stabbed by a sharp object.

"Oh look at that. I've been Impaled. Hehehe."

by Jman6540 November 10, 2021

Bold impaler

A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.

My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.

by The greatest bold impaler August 18, 2016

French Impale

The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose

Dude, that chick last night totally let me French Impale her.

by B Lo-ki May 7, 2021