A pun on the crime of "impairing the morals of a minor" that defines the much more serious crime of statutory rape.
by jammyboil April 28, 2007
The real name of a Sex Vampire who bummed a load of Carpathians in Moldavia around the 1st century before Winona Ryder chucks herself in the river for being a klepto. Used to impale people on his four foot dick which he also fought with.
Nad the Impale-Her pornstar name in spoof movie of 'Barb's Stoked U Know's Spankula' from 1993, pisstake of cool Keanu flick.
by Sir Bartholomew McTavish August 15, 2008
Whilst backpacking in frigid temperatures one finds their shit freezing as it leaves their ass. This is then proceeded with a raucous self anal fuck sess.
by Albinosnowman September 27, 2018
The sexual act of fucking a girl's mouth upside down, ejaculating in it, and letting it drip down into her nose
by B Lo-ki May 07, 2021
A person who attempts to have sexual relations with a friend's, coworker's, or boss's family member.
My friend Nate tried to hook up with his friend Gage's sister, I have much more respect for him being such a bold impaler.
by The greatest bold impaler August 17, 2016
A weapon or instrument used to impale a person or zombie, so that it causes sudden and immense joy/pain which may lead to the fatality of the subject thereafter.
by Dimakov January 08, 2014
When you have sex with your wife/girlfriend whilst she is on her period and you end up rolling around in a blood, sweat and spunk stew (The Hot Pot)
by NumaticPatrick February 20, 2016