The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.

A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.

A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A person who has complete control over their sexual desires. Also a person with no sexual frustrations and is an absolute sex god/goddess

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Too many humans, from young ages, are taught to normalise abuse, cruelty, and discrimination of various kinds. While, in recent human history, we have gained awareness about discrimination against our fellow humans, we are still unaware and/or insensitive to discrimination against non-human animals. When you have such a large human animal population that is insensitive to non-human animal cruelty (aka herd immunity), it is hard to have a real, honest conversation about animal rights. For example, animal rights advocates have to explain why sexual assault of non-human animal is cruel. Why taking babies away from mother pigs or mother cows is cruel.

Refers to the human race's unwritten legal code ("The System") that exempts dead people from being responsible/punishable for unwise or offensive action.