Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Kid A: Dude i touched it and it got hard
Kid B: THATS WHAT SHE SAIDD!!!
Kid A: you're so immature
Kid B: F*ck you
Kid B: THATS WHAT SHE SAIDD!!!
Kid A: you're so immature
Kid B: F*ck you
by Hemesath May 13, 2010
4
Doing whatever it takes to make you happy and for some people, at least they're being who they are and not the stereotype of who they're supposed to be. Your inner child. Most people believe that age defines who you are and if you don't "act your age", you're immature. "Mature" people seem to be very depressed and settle for everything even if they don't want it.
Stuck up bitch: Why is that girl coloring in a spongebob coloring book? She's so immature.
Other person: At least she's doing what makes her happy, bitch.
Other person: At least she's doing what makes her happy, bitch.
by hofosho23 December 01, 2010
5
An overused term used by hypocrite teenagers (as in, 99%) to describe anyone or any opinion that they dislike.
Twilight fan #1: OMG that guy totally said Twilight is the boringest story EVER!!!
Twilight fan #2: OMG, he's so immature!!!
Twilight fan #2: OMG, he's so immature!!!
by lklkj98k November 01, 2009
6
Someone who:
1: constantly makes penis or fart jokes
2: praises their name on urbandictionary.com by saying it means "huge penis" or "awesome person"
3:makes fart noises with their mouth and/or arm
4: calls everything and everyone they don't like gay
1: constantly makes penis or fart jokes
2: praises their name on urbandictionary.com by saying it means "huge penis" or "awesome person"
3:makes fart noises with their mouth and/or arm
4: calls everything and everyone they don't like gay
(pretends to masturbate) HAHAHAHA
Urban dictionary definition-joe: an incredibly awesome person with a large penis and gets all the ladies.
(fart sound) LOLOLOL
Look at that gay car. Its so gay!
Bill is so gay because he thinks PS3 is better than XBOX!
Jeff can't go 2 minutes without making a penis joke. He's so immature.
Urban dictionary definition-joe: an incredibly awesome person with a large penis and gets all the ladies.
(fart sound) LOLOLOL
Look at that gay car. Its so gay!
Bill is so gay because he thinks PS3 is better than XBOX!
Jeff can't go 2 minutes without making a penis joke. He's so immature.
by alby1 June 18, 2010