a hot, simp, who’s mentally ill, socially akward, and dehydrated, with depression, and a disappointment... :(
person 1: “oh, im.a_simp.lol followed you?”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
person 2: “yeah”
person 1: “i’m sorry, that sucks that you had to see their face. i need to take you to go get baptized now!”
by itskix March 27, 2021
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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