Person 1: ilysmbictyybidkiylmb
Person 2 : what tf? what are you saying?
Person 1: oof here goes: I love you so much but I can't tell you yet because I don't know if you like me back.
Person 1: I guess the end bits don't make any sense anymore because I just admitted I like you

There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.