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Ilona is a beautiful girl. She has amazing friends and is always loyal to them. She loves to talk about her boyfriend but ends up breaking up with him. She's sometimes an active girl but most of the time she's a lazy person.
by Alexa Bootyshmak November 10, 2019
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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an intelligent female who is sought after by many.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
usually pretty yet quite insecure.
a kinky individual to be sure. most likely to become a dominatrix in the future.
has many selective friends (the most special of these being referred to as a dude) and cannot abide being around morons.
friends may be of varying sexuality but generally no necrophiliacs, paedophiles or people into bestiality. kinky fetishists are fine.
activities carried out by these friends may include biting, licking, groping and on some rare occasions, rimming.
she is not necessarily blonde and hair colour may vary from a light brown to red.
she can be heard emitting such strange syllables as meh and meep.
WARNING: may bite. HARD.
"This is the pulse...
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
this is your finger, far from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass!
Say..... would you like a chocolate covered ilona?"
by ilona (minimatronic) January 24, 2005
3
A real sweet girl who always talks about her silly boyfriend or her passion for fashion.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
She is real smart and looks like a model, she is going to be very famous.
Talking to Ilona NEVER gets boring, Ilona should be president.
by cannabas November 22, 2010
4
Ilona is very intelligent. Ilona is usually blonde and blue eyed. She can be a little gullible. People get her name wrong all the time so be sure to pronounce it correctly. She can be a little immature at times, but it's all a part of her personality. If you have an Ilona in your life be sure to treasure her, she is one of a kind.
by ilonasfunkydouble November 21, 2019
5
Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess
Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"
Guy1"Me niether!"
Guy2:"We should go check that out!"
Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."
Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!
by Chief_BS October 24, 2018