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A term used to define a person who, for whatever reason, cannot figure out how to use Twitter.
I sent a direct message to my friend instead of replying to him because apparently I'm illtwitterate.
by Wildcat 91.9 Sports Guy March 26, 2009
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Jul 20 Word of the Day
A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.
Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Rational person: Shut up psycho
by 84848cheese December 01, 2020
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The circumstance in which you cannot comprehend the lingo associated with Twitter, or navigate the website.
ex. Joe: Wow, I can't believe it... he just RT'd me!
Jill: What's a RT?
Joe: Damn, I didn't know you were so illtwitterate.
by rochenmc October 23, 2011
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