"Doesn't apple have 9 letters in it?"

"You're a fucking illidiot."

Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better

A person messed up their computer by clicking on every download button multiple times. They are a computer illidiot.

A guy decided to skateboard off a roof into a kiddie pool. He is an illidiot.
A woman used white out on a computer monitor. She is an illidiot.