A fucking genius. He has a mad trim. Absolute jowka. Not arrogant and not emotional. The perfect balance.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

Tired. Tired tired tired tired tired. Under no circumstance, this guy is tired. He could get 17 hours of sleep and still be tired. It’s concerning sometimes. But he still gets decent grades somehow. Sometimes people will ask him if he’s tired. But he won’t answer. He huffed too much crystal light. But regardless, this guy is chill and decent to hang out with, sometimes he’ll fall asleep on you in conversation, but it doesn’t matter, you’re socially awkward anyway. He can make you laugh... sometimes, but he generally is a nice dude. But no girl would ask out his ugly ass.

Ijaaz means a new start with great success and he is extremely athletic. If you are with ijaaz, you gain get limitless successes in your special life.