Slang for an abnormally long penis, usually over 8 inches in its flaccid state, over 12 inches in its erect state.

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

Nickname for marijuana that only dope ass mother fuckers use

A loose woman with an extremely low IQ who is the village bicycle of a college town.

This is when you are banging a girl on the beach and you pull your slong out of her, then proceed to get sand stuck to your penis. Once your penis is fully coated in a layer of course sand you then forcefully penetrate you womans anal canal whilst she remains unaware. Due to the sudden shock of a sandy peen in her butt she will thrust her head forward poking her tongue out much like an iguana's reaction when scared.

Someone who is very special, also used when describing a random or crazy thing.

A marijuana iguana is when your lizard is puffin on that hard ass kronic hoe.