"Last night I got my junk caught in the sliding door... again. The fire department came and had to use the jaws of life... again. Then I accidently set fire to their truck... again. They accused me of being a terrorist, but let me go because I'm 'too stupid to be a danger to the state'."
"...Fool ignited..."

"It was quite the party ignited."

Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so.