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iftma means i find that midly amusing.
on msn you are talking to someone with bad joke sense

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: i dont know, to get its fat head run over?
person 1: no its because it wanted to get to the other side!
person 2: iftma........now go away and stop annoying me!
by john rycroft aka: jonzo May 30, 2007
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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