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a phase in which the male sex organ know as the penis, or cock, becomes some what aroused but has yet to become a full hard on erection. Also known as half staff.
dude she stuck her hand down my drawers nd i had an iffy-stiffy nd she got scared away!
by Zachs January 08, 2005
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When your viagra is a dud, and you get blue-balled hardcore.
Tyson got an iffy stiffy last night, and he’s been sad ever since.
by El ritardo June 24, 2018
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When you are half turned on but also half not.
Jeremy: Dude, in class last period I got an Iffy Stiffy because of the sub.

James: Yeah me too...
by balboni October 01, 2014
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