phrase
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
used as a response to something that you don't want said or done
shortened from "if you ever say that embarrassing statement in front of people" or "if you ever dance like that in public"
person 1: "hey remember the time when you ripped your pants trying to touch your toes at the gym"
person 2: "if you ever"
person 2: "if you ever"
by kittypuff March 25, 2010
a drinking game, where someone asks a question that begins with have you ever, for example "have you had sex in a public place?" All the people who have who are participating in the game must therefore drink.
by Sophie DP September 02, 2007
"Whitewashed" or Educated African Americans. Along the same lines as "Dont chu evas" except since their educated, they pronounce the words correctly.
by ssftable September 29, 2003
“Have you ever had a dream that, that, um, that you had, uh, that you had to, you could, you do, you wit, you wa, you could do so, you do you could, you want, you wanted him to do you so much you could do anything?”
by LeSeegul December 14, 2020
Verbal : What you tell a bitch that’s acting too good too fuck, but you know she wants to fuck, and you trynna fuck, so you bring up money.
by AKAYHAVIN1KRPOMO June 10, 2019
Person 1: Hey can I step on your patch?
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...
Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.
Person 2:If you ever step on my patch... I'll bring you down, I'll bring you down...
Also the only lyrics to a song by Jim Noir, and music used in the video game Little Big Planet.
by Ratman93 April 25, 2011
by Crack fox February 20, 2016