Urban Dictionary: if there's hair... i'm there

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a variation to "if there's grass on the field play ball."

Jim: Hey man, what do you think about the new crop of freshmen girls? They're looking younger every year.

Howie: Sheeit, fool. If there's hair... I'm there!

by money shots May 16, 2008

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stupid people

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.

You're all stupid people and I hate you.

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